Steven Seagal or Jesus

Hard to Kill

Mason Storm, a 'go it alone' cop, is gunned down at home. The intruders kill his wife, and think they've killed both Mason and his son too. Mason is secretly taken to a hospital where he spends several years in a coma. His son meanwhile is growing up thinking his father is dead. When Mason wakes up, everyone is in danger - himself, his son, his best friend, his nurse - but most of all those who arranged for his death.

Favourite Steven Seagal quote:

"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

If you'd have watched the start of the film last night you'd know why I called him Jesus

Homerisms(29) = "Homer: Lisa, honey. Are you saying your never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"

"Lisa: No!"

"Homer: Ham?"

"Lisa: No!"

"Homer: Porkchops?"

"Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!"

"Homer: heh, heh yeah right Lisa, a wonderful magical animal heh heh"

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