Friday 30 December 2011
What are they like? Pretty much these same (they have the same quantity of drug), but you get the added benefit of having a slightly numb tongue.
Yesterday I put on what I thought to be Attack of the Clones. I think it must have taken me all of 20 minutes to realise that I’d put on the final film Revenge of the Sith by mistake. I don’t think I missed much.
Thursday 29 December 2011
Wednesday 28 December 2011
Sunday 25 December 2011
Saturday 24 December 2011
Friday 23 December 2011
Thursday 22 December 2011
We also have a wedding account weddingclark. We weren't pessimistic enough to put a year after that though
Wednesday 21 December 2011
We arrived at our reserved table which to our horror was right at the front. Did we get picked on? Yes. The compare asked April and I (mostly me) loads of questions. Nothing too embarrassing...
Mrs Godliman was funny although a little centred on her life and how horrible it is having two young children. Funny all the same though. The headline Rob Deering was very good, I recognised his face from somewhere (Quite a bit like Kryton from Red Dwarf) but hadn't seen his act. He basically pokes fun out of music (this time Chirstmasy themed) whilst playing on his guitar and using his effects peddles. I'm not really doing him any justice here but if you get a chance go and see him, you wil not be disappointed.
Verdict: Very good indeed
Tuesday 20 December 2011
Monday 19 December 2011
Saturday 17 December 2011
Friday 16 December 2011
Empire magazine's The Best 24 Christmas Movie Characters placed Clark W. Griswald at number 3!!! How dare they? Cousin Eddie Johnson perhaps at 3.
22 year old. Jeez
Thursday 15 December 2011
Wednesday 14 December 2011
"Ah but he's in Egypt".
I thought she said EEEJIT (ah but he's an idiot), so I replied,
"...yeah, but he is our Chief Risk Officer..."
It was only after looking at his calendar that I saw that he is in fact on holiday.
Ha, ha. I don't think she noticed. Very funny though. Bloody northerners!
Tuesday 13 December 2011
Monday 12 December 2011
The darts championship is sponsored by cash converters.
Saturday 10 December 2011
Friday 9 December 2011
The Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales, is called Lord Judge. Or Igor to his friends.
Thursday 8 December 2011
Anything else good on TV that I can record?
Wednesday 7 December 2011
Tuesday 6 December 2011
Monday 5 December 2011
"Happy Christmas my love, here's that replacement hoover part you've always wanted..."
It's now arrived, so April is very happy. Or at least our cleaner will be.
Sunday 4 December 2011
Friday 2 December 2011
Thursday 1 December 2011
As it arrived pretty quick we had a couple of beers in a local bar afterwards. I paid for the meal so Steve paid for the beers. Thank god.
"Two pints of Staropramen please"
"Certainly sir, that'll be £10.60"
"..." Hands over some money.
We couldn't be bothered finding another pub so we ordered two pints of Becks Vier, surely that can't be expensive.
"Certainly sir, £10 please"
"..." Hands over some money.
They're now on my boycott spreadsheet. 6 month ban until they drop their ridiculous prices.
Wednesday 30 November 2011
We've got a second viewing on our house this Saturday which is exciting. We were supposed to have one a few months back as they'd changed their mind about moving to Tonbridge. They found somewhere in Croyden of all places instead. This new couple sounds promising though. And to think we were thinking about pulling the house from the market until next year. Fingers crossed the weather's nice on Saturday to show it off in it's best light (just checked and it's due to rain). Bugger...
I'll never get a stupid apple.
Tuesday 29 November 2011
Monday 28 November 2011
Sunday 27 November 2011
Friday 25 November 2011
Thursday 3 November 2011
Monday 31 October 2011
Sunday 30 October 2011
Saturday 29 October 2011
Friday 28 October 2011
A bit of a ball ache getting it to work, but all good in the end.
Put blu-ray in player -> nothing -> looked for possible problem online -> need to update service pack -> download -> where the hell are the usbs? -> found an old one -> put in back of player -> didn't recognise it -> plugged in network cable -> downloaded update -> it works!
As an added bonus for April, I now think my old Lord of the Rings dvds will now work too!
Thursday 27 October 2011
...Blu-ray Star Wars whilst...
...playing Football Manager and drinking...
...a couple of bottles of beer and...
...stroking a couple of cats.
Hell yeah! Not just Rock, but Roll as well.
Tuesday 25 October 2011
Another scar to add to my collection, I wad scratched a few weeks ago playing rugby by some guy's fingernail, it's finally healed up but looks like it's left a scar. Doh. My poor beautiful face...
I may have to get 'touched up' a bit (with makeup) for my wedding photos.
Or maybe April can paint my face up like Spiderman again
Saturday 22 October 2011
Friday 21 October 2011
Wednesday 19 October 2011
Tuesday 18 October 2011
Monday 17 October 2011
Another rock pub to add to my list of favourites was also great below Garlic and Shots where we managed to fit all 12 of us into the tiny cave area with candles. It was almost romantic.
My memory certainly starts to get a bit hazy after this, but I’ve heard on good authority that April’s old band were good…
Wednesday 12 October 2011
Tuesday 11 October 2011
Transport chiefs have recommended an old-fashioned way for commuters to avoid Olympian queues during London 2012 - have a beer before heading home.
What's old fashioned about that? It certainly takes the edge off...