Now on wheels

 Why cart your crucifix on your shoulder when you can drag it along on it's own wheel!  I would like to have seen this pitch on Dragons Den.  We've got a fair few Jehovah Witness in Tonbridge and they're usually hanging around the train station or big bridge and they usually just stand there smiling hoping people pick up their magazine. 

Flo asked me what Shrove Tuesday was

 I said, I don't know, shut up and eat your pancake!

I've still got it.

WTF

Turned on the TV a couple of days ago and this was on!

What the fuck is it?  And where can you buy those clothes???

Mmm, good reading material for the train

The lady next to me on the train last night was really into her bible studies.  Taking notes on the circumcision of Jesus.  Nice.

I'm going to get caught one of these days.

How dare they

I'm still a practicing Jedi.  I will not let some Charity commission dictate whether or not it is a religion or not.  There are certainly more far fetched ones out there.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38368526

Great invention

The Collapsible Cross

Farourite story of the week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921

Spanish fresco restoration botched by amateur (BBC NEWS)
An elderly parishioner has stunned Spanish cultural officials with an alarming and unauthorised attempt to restore a prized Jesus Christ fresco.

I have to say if this picture ever came up for auction on e-bay I would pay up to £100 for it.  As it makes me chuckle everytime I look at it.  He, he. 

If I were ever to go religious

http://www.garyspivey.com/

I would choose to go to this guy's church.

Ha, ha. God top trumps.

http://newhumanist.org.uk/1915

Will Christians swing the 2010 UK election?

No.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8607964.stm

Business opportunity

With less and less people going to church these days it must be hard to keep the coiffeurs full after fixing all those leaky rooves. Why doesn’t the pope bless bottled water?

Customer: “Can I have some bottled water please?”

Waiter: “Certainly Sir, still, sparkling or… Holy?

I know which I’d choose.

A night of comedy, science and music

I went to see Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People at the Hammersmith Apollo last night.

I went last year and it was just as good. If anthing a little slicker, but saying that we still got our money's worth with nearly 4 hours of music, science and comedy.

Highlights were Dara O'Briain and Al Murray the pub landlord. Both of which I intend to go and see next year.

It was being filmed last night so it may be on over Christmas (it was on BBC news this morning). If anyone wants to borrow last year's dvd I bought it for £10.

See last years entry
http://watdefu.blogspot.com/2008/12/nine-lessons-carols-for-godless-people.html