My people call me the dude. Read the passages below for my teachings...
I think it's one of April's favourite things. Coming home from a hard days work to find her husband's been experimenting in a freshly cleaned kitchen.
I've got the day off today to sort things out for the bbq tomorrow and have been kicked out of the house by the cleaners so thought I'd grab some lunch.
Free ice cream at work today. Nice.
We cooked some sausages over the fire pit last night, followed by some bananas.
Tonight we've got some friends over then the main event on Saturday for my birthday party.
Our neighbour pointed out that we may have a wall nest in our house yesterday.
Looks like they've deployed themselves in a loose brick between April's dresser and the bathroom.
We've got guys round next week to hopefully exterminate them.
Sapphire was doing the rounds last night at the station.
I'm paying £4.85 for a pint of Kronenburg in the city. This was in the Wetherspoon in Kettering. Blood hell.
Popped round my mum's house and met my nan's dog Joey. He's a 2 year old Jack Russell / chiwowa. Good fun.
And the winner was Kris.
Fluxx: Monsters, winner Kris
Arctic Scavengers, joint winners Kris and Stu
Flick'em up, Ian and Ben (just...)
Mansions of Madness, all of us
Exploding Kittens, Kris
But here's his little puppy Lily.
Bottled everything up on effect night. 10 days wait but hopefully it will taste okay and not kill anyone. Only 11 bottles though.
You leave something in the house for 5 mins and one of the cats finds a use for it.
And they're lovely. The D4 is a pain to get out with my munted fingers though.
The lift shaft is nearly as tall as Lloyd's. A fair few floor left to build on the Scalpel.
A very successful day at the inaugural Tonbridge Calling. April's cake stall made £420, I convinced a friend to get their face painted! We ended up in a local Indian restaurant with her face still painted. He, he.
Not a bad attempt. Plus I felt like a TV chef as I popped outside to the garden to pick fresh thyme.
It was very pretty.
I needed a new background photo for my phone as it was factory reset. Biscuit happily volunteered to model for me.
Plus a little stunned mouse. He was sitting just outside the pub. Not sure what happened to him but he was gone by the time we left.