Monday 28 February 2005

Is this a Banksy?

Homerisms(35) = "All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."

I've moved in... finally.


Finally moved house. I managed to get most of my stuff downstairs on the Saturday, and then only two trips to and throw to Battersea.

Good job my brother no longer has the Peugeot 106!

Homerisms(34) = "Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will."

Friday 25 February 2005

Sod that!

They want me to go back and play this weekend...

Good job i'm moving houses and can't!!!

Homerisms(33) = "Rock stars... Is there anything they don't know?"

Wednesday 23 February 2005

Story of the Day

Homerisms(32) = "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

I'm no longer homeless

I move in on Sunday. I cut it a little fine, but you know me. I like to live life to the xtream...

It's really nice. Sharing with another couple of girls, no cat unfortunately. I may have to steal her.

In between Clapham and Battersea.

FYI Northern Line to Clapham Common then a 10-15 minute walk (down hill).

Homerisms(31) = "Good things don't end in -arium, they end in -mania or -rama "

Tuesday 22 February 2005

Amusing site

Homerisms(30) = "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use"

Friday 18 February 2005

Steven Seagal or Jesus

Hard to Kill

Mason Storm, a 'go it alone' cop, is gunned down at home. The intruders kill his wife, and think they've killed both Mason and his son too. Mason is secretly taken to a hospital where he spends several years in a coma. His son meanwhile is growing up thinking his father is dead. When Mason wakes up, everyone is in danger - himself, his son, his best friend, his nurse - but most of all those who arranged for his death.

Favourite Steven Seagal quote:

"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

If you'd have watched the start of the film last night you'd know why I called him Jesus

Homerisms(29) = "Homer: Lisa, honey. Are you saying your never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"

"Lisa: No!"

"Homer: Ham?"

"Lisa: No!"

"Homer: Porkchops?"

"Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!"

"Homer: heh, heh yeah right Lisa, a wonderful magical animal heh heh"

200th post

Thursday 17 February 2005

Having a look round a flat in Clapham tonight

Fingers crossed it's nice.

It's a bit far out, 20mins walk to the tube. But we'll see.

Homerisms(28) = "I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb"

Shock, horror, X-box is shit

Homerisms(27) = "Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. Sigh, I wish I was dead"

Wednesday 16 February 2005

Stuart on the Streets

I've been so busy over the past few weeks I haven't really had a chance to look for a flat!

I will therefore be homeless on the 28th! Better pull my finger out.

Homerisms(26) = "Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Doh! He's always one step ahead"

Tuesday 15 February 2005



It's pretty good!!!

I bought it on Saturday morning and played it all morning before I had to get up and go to Dublin. Probably what i'm going to be doing tonight. Although I also bought Dodgeball so may watch that at some point.

Homerisms(25) = "Does whisky count as beer?"

Tuesday 8 February 2005


I've got a presentation to do in front of 20 people on Friday.


I hate them.

A whole hour!

Homerisms(24) = "Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty.

Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."

Friday 4 February 2005

Just nailed a piece of work

Ha, ha.


The world...

... or at least Lloyd's can now look at cross cycle ULR management by agent and class of business back to 93.

Homerisms(23) = "Lisa: Welcome to Homer's BBBQ. The extra 'B' stands for BYOBB"

"Bart: Whats that 'B' for?"

"Homer: Typo "

Tuesday 1 February 2005

Ross has got a new car

It's a new Corsa.

don't laugh

1.8 16v SRI. What ever that means...

I asume it isn't a diesel though.

"goes like fuck!"

Homerisms(22) = "Oh, so they have the Internet on computers now"

Me? Blow my own Trumpet...

Just had my appraisal feedback. Only one way to describe it.


Homerisms(21) = "Brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's figure this out, and then I can get back to killing you with beer."

This week I have mostly been playing

Diablo II

It's still pretty good fun after all those years.

And once i'm fed up of hitting monsters with my two handed sword.

I play the old faithful.

FM05 (formerly CM)

Homerisms(20) = "Oh Lisa, everyone knows vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos!"