Friday 27 May 2005


We had a departmental pool competition last night and I won the booby prize.


It's a signed and framed photo of my boss!

Bastards! And it wasn't my fault either.

I was partnered with a novice girl.

Very funny though, and a really good night out.

Homerisms(86) = "you 're not the only one that can abuse a non profit organization!"

Wednesday 18 May 2005


Homerisms(85) = "All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body."


Guess who I just got an e-mail from

Gary Birney!

I don't think i've seen or heard of him in ages.

That was a blast from the past.

Homerisms(84) = "Television - teacher, mother, secret lover!"

Monday 16 May 2005

Sod Celebrity Wrestling

Unfortunatly I think this is a mock up.

Homerisms(83) = "Ooh, a graduate student huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but can't make my shoes smell good?"

Thursday 12 May 2005

Quest for the perfect coffee

There are 3 Starbucks right next to my building (including one inside) and another 50+ generic franchised coffee shops within half a mile I fancied something different.

Just had coffee with Nicola and we found a really nice Italian place near by.

It looks as though they do good sandwiches too.

I may have to investigate further.

The Quest continues...

Watch this space for other Quests in the ongoing journey of Stuart Clark's spirtual fullfilment.

To follow:

-Best Pub
-Best Lager
-Best Steak
-Best ...

Homerisms(82) = "Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once."

Tuesday 10 May 2005

1km swim

I went for a swim yesterday after work and am paying for it now. My arms are killing me.

I think it's god's way of telling people not to exercise.

I've planned to go again tonight but may try and get out of it. There's football on and nice cold beers waiting elsewhere.

Homerisms(81) = "You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning."

House buying

The talk of Kris and my brother buying a house in the near future has got me thinking about it myself.

Getting together a deposit my be tricky.

But it's certainly an option. And worth thinking about. Although I may scale down any future house parties.

Homerisms(80) = "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

Monday 9 May 2005

Brother's hand side effect

My brother though his luck was pretty bad after breaking a finger in his hand last week whilst playing rugby, but looked on the bright side as at least it wasn't his right hand.

However, bored at home a couple of days ago he fired up his ninja PC for a quick game of Half-life 2 or maybe Doom 3.

Argh! His left hand has been rendered useless in terms of movement, no circular straithing. If only he enjoyed CM/FM, then he simply wouldn't have that problem.

Homerisms(79) = "Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it."

Wednesday 4 May 2005

I'm off to see Hitchiker's guide tonight

The two tickets cost £16.10

Say no more.

Homerisms(78) = "We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?"

Champions League Final


Liverpool beat Chelsea last night and are now in the Champions League Final, probably against Milan.

P.S. This is in real life, not football manager.

Homerisms(77) = "I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.'Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss. 'Number three, 'it was like that when I got here."