As i've mentioned before I get one or two vultures, sorry recruitment consultants calling me up each week trying to get em to jump ship and move company. 99.9% of them are just fishing. They're searched for some key words in linkedin and my name has come up, they've spotted where I work and have contacted reception asking to speak to me.
Flattering at first, i'm now extremely tired of it so I ask the receptionist to put them through to my voicemail, most leave a message (i'm not sure why some don't even bother, with all fishing, 50% of the goal is to see if you have anything on the end of the line).
The latest term that they all seem to be using is
"We've got a lot of opportunities in the actuarial space that you might be interested in."
Really? What a dick! It's up there with half of the crap consultants come up with. Next one that calls i'll answer the phone and play bullshit bingo with him.
http://bullshitbingo.net/
Halfway through the call i'll shout BINGO and hangup.
My people call me the dude. I share my teachings in the passages below... (along with many typos, grammatical errors and lazy writing)
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