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Tuesday 24 July 2018
Fancy roast dinner yesterday
We went to River Roast on Sunday for lunch. Excellent. Very expensive but very good too. I've got to get myself one of those metal skillets so I can roast a chicken standing up so that the juices coat the potatoes at the bottom.
They gave us a plastic wish bone with the bill so we could make a wish. Sod that, i'm going to use it as a dragon rib cage prop in my latest warhammer game.