Friday 5 March 2010

Business opportunity

With less and less people going to church these days it must be hard to keep the coiffeurs full after fixing all those leaky rooves. Why doesn’t the pope bless bottled water?

Customer: “Can I have some bottled water please?”

Waiter: “Certainly Sir, still, sparkling or… Holy?

I know which I’d choose.

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