I've subscribed to our local bar for beer delivery once a month
Oops. I really should read the instructions first
I got soaked
I bit lively
With less and less people going to church these days it must be hard to keep the coiffeurs full after fixing all those leaky rooves. Why doesn’t the pope bless bottled water?
Customer: “Can I have some bottled water please?”
Waiter: “Certainly Sir, still, sparkling or… Holy?
I know which I’d choose.