Darkness sign dead dog's b*llocks
The Darkness say one of the strangest requests from a fan was to sign a dead dog.
Drummer Ed Graham say the fan brought his grandma's late pet to an autograph session.
He told the Irish Examiner he signed the stuffed animal - on the testicles.
Graham said: "We were doing a signing and this guy brought a miniature stuffed dog.
"It was his grandmother's. He never got on with his gran - or the dog - then the dog died and she had it stuffed.
"When she died she left him the dog. He said: "'If I get you to sign it, then I might be able to make peace", so I signed its testicles 'E' and 'D', one on each b******."