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Thursday, 29 September 2016
Big thanks to the dickhead at the pumpkin cafe (platform 2) at Tonbridge Station this morning. He didn't put the lid on the cup of tea i'd ordered so when I picked it up the lid flipped off and near boiling water went all over my hand.
If anything, i'm surprised with my ability not to swear whilst enduring extreme pain.