First time i've been called that

 I had the second interview for a new role yesterday, at the end of the meeting the HR chap called me a Unicorn.

According to google "a person or thing that is rare and highly valued"

I laughed, and told him my daughter would enjoy that.  Looks pretty assured at this stage but you never know.  This HR chat is what I call a dickhead test.  Basically, the team that's recruited me have said they want me, someone else has to come in and check i'm not a dickhead.  I can hide that for sure during a 30 minute chat!

Nice addition

Out and about on a walk today and spotted this.

I bet someone thought  'Saw this, and thought of you'

Burnt hand

Big thanks to the dickhead at the pumpkin cafe (platform 2) at Tonbridge Station this morning.  He didn't put the lid on the cup of tea i'd ordered so when I picked it up the lid flipped off and near boiling water went all over my hand.

If anything, i'm surprised with my ability not to swear whilst enduring extreme pain.

I will punish them with 1 weeks abstinence.