Steven Seagal or Jesus

Hard to Kill

Mason Storm, a 'go it alone' cop, is gunned down at home. The intruders kill his wife, and think they've killed both Mason and his son too. Mason is secretly taken to a hospital where he spends several years in a coma. His son meanwhile is growing up thinking his father is dead. When Mason wakes up, everyone is in danger - himself, his son, his best friend, his nurse - but most of all those who arranged for his death.

Favourite Steven Seagal quote:

"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

If you'd have watched the start of the film last night you'd know why I called him Jesus

Homerisms(29) = "Homer: Lisa, honey. Are you saying your never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"

"Lisa: No!"

"Homer: Ham?"

"Lisa: No!"

"Homer: Porkchops?"

"Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!"

"Homer: heh, heh yeah right Lisa, a wonderful magical animal heh heh"

200th post

Having a look round a flat in Clapham tonight

Fingers crossed it's nice.

It's a bit far out, 20mins walk to the tube. But we'll see.


Homerisms(28) = "I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb"

Shock, horror, X-box is shit

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4274035.stm

Homerisms(27) = "Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. Sigh, I wish I was dead"

Stuart on the Streets

I've been so busy over the past few weeks I haven't really had a chance to look for a flat!

I will therefore be homeless on the 28th! Better pull my finger out.

Homerisms(26) = "Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Doh! He's always one step ahead"

KOTOR II

Wow!

It's pretty good!!!

I bought it on Saturday morning and played it all morning before I had to get up and go to Dublin. Probably what i'm going to be doing tonight. Although I also bought Dodgeball so may watch that at some point.

Homerisms(25) = "Does whisky count as beer?"

Presentations

I've got a presentation to do in front of 20 people on Friday.

Bugger!

I hate them.

A whole hour!


Homerisms(24) = "Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty.

Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."

Just nailed a piece of work

Ha, ha.

Excelent!

The world...

... or at least Lloyd's can now look at cross cycle ULR management by agent and class of business back to 93.

Homerisms(23) = "Lisa: Welcome to Homer's BBBQ. The extra 'B' stands for BYOBB"

"Bart: Whats that 'B' for?"

"Homer: Typo "

Ross has got a new car

It's a new Corsa.

don't laugh

1.8 16v SRI. What ever that means...

I asume it isn't a diesel though.

"goes like fuck!"

Homerisms(22) = "Oh, so they have the Internet on computers now"

Me? Blow my own Trumpet...

Just had my appraisal feedback. Only one way to describe it.

Glowing


Homerisms(21) = "Brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's figure this out, and then I can get back to killing you with beer."

This week I have mostly been playing

Diablo II

It's still pretty good fun after all those years.

And once i'm fed up of hitting monsters with my two handed sword.

I play the old faithful.

FM05 (formerly CM)

Homerisms(20) = "Oh Lisa, everyone knows vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos!"