Don't think i'll be able to get Friday off from work after all.
I have another special meeting to attend that has been postponed to tomorrow.
Homerisms(39) = "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
My people call me the dude. I share my teachings in the passages below... (along with many typos, grammatical errors and lazy writing)
Thursday, 3 March 2005
Pile of Wank!
On the day of the patch update from FM2005, our work websense decides to block the site!
Homerisms(38) = "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"
Homerisms(38) = "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"
Wednesday, 2 March 2005
Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire
Bill Gates gets an honery knighthood.
Sounds like something Bill and Ted would confer.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3428673.stm
Homerisms(37) = "If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
Sounds like something Bill and Ted would confer.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3428673.stm
Homerisms(37) = "If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
Tuesday, 1 March 2005
Ouch!
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1301985.html?menu=
Homerisms(36) = "All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
Homerisms(36) = "All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
Monday, 28 February 2005
Is this a Banksy?
http://moblog.co.uk/view.php?id=47439
Homerisms(35) = "All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."
Homerisms(35) = "All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."
I've moved in... finally.
Yeah!
Finally moved house. I managed to get most of my stuff downstairs on the Saturday, and then only two trips to and throw to Battersea.
Good job my brother no longer has the Peugeot 106!
Homerisms(34) = "Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will."
Finally moved house. I managed to get most of my stuff downstairs on the Saturday, and then only two trips to and throw to Battersea.
Good job my brother no longer has the Peugeot 106!
Homerisms(34) = "Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will."
Friday, 25 February 2005
Sod that!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2844
They want me to go back and play this weekend...
Good job i'm moving houses and can't!!!
Homerisms(33) = "Rock stars... Is there anything they don't know?"
They want me to go back and play this weekend...
Good job i'm moving houses and can't!!!
Homerisms(33) = "Rock stars... Is there anything they don't know?"
Wednesday, 23 February 2005
Story of the Day
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1284615.html?menu=news.quirkies.animaltales
Homerisms(32) = "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Homerisms(32) = "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
I'm no longer homeless
I move in on Sunday. I cut it a little fine, but you know me. I like to live life to the xtream...
It's really nice. Sharing with another couple of girls, no cat unfortunately. I may have to steal her.
In between Clapham and Battersea.
FYI Northern Line to Clapham Common then a 10-15 minute walk (down hill).
Homerisms(31) = "Good things don't end in -arium, they end in -mania or -rama "
It's really nice. Sharing with another couple of girls, no cat unfortunately. I may have to steal her.
In between Clapham and Battersea.
FYI Northern Line to Clapham Common then a 10-15 minute walk (down hill).
Homerisms(31) = "Good things don't end in -arium, they end in -mania or -rama "
Tuesday, 22 February 2005
Amusing site
http://www.savetoby.com/
Homerisms(30) = "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use"
Homerisms(30) = "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use"
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