http://moblog.co.uk/view.php?id=47439
Homerisms(35) = "All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."
My people call me the dude. I share my teachings in the passages below... (along with many typos, grammatical errors and lazy writing)
Monday, 28 February 2005
I've moved in... finally.
Yeah!
Finally moved house. I managed to get most of my stuff downstairs on the Saturday, and then only two trips to and throw to Battersea.
Good job my brother no longer has the Peugeot 106!
Homerisms(34) = "Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will."
Finally moved house. I managed to get most of my stuff downstairs on the Saturday, and then only two trips to and throw to Battersea.
Good job my brother no longer has the Peugeot 106!
Homerisms(34) = "Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will."
Friday, 25 February 2005
Sod that!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2844
They want me to go back and play this weekend...
Good job i'm moving houses and can't!!!
Homerisms(33) = "Rock stars... Is there anything they don't know?"
They want me to go back and play this weekend...
Good job i'm moving houses and can't!!!
Homerisms(33) = "Rock stars... Is there anything they don't know?"
Wednesday, 23 February 2005
Story of the Day
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1284615.html?menu=news.quirkies.animaltales
Homerisms(32) = "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Homerisms(32) = "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
I'm no longer homeless
I move in on Sunday. I cut it a little fine, but you know me. I like to live life to the xtream...
It's really nice. Sharing with another couple of girls, no cat unfortunately. I may have to steal her.
In between Clapham and Battersea.
FYI Northern Line to Clapham Common then a 10-15 minute walk (down hill).
Homerisms(31) = "Good things don't end in -arium, they end in -mania or -rama "
It's really nice. Sharing with another couple of girls, no cat unfortunately. I may have to steal her.
In between Clapham and Battersea.
FYI Northern Line to Clapham Common then a 10-15 minute walk (down hill).
Homerisms(31) = "Good things don't end in -arium, they end in -mania or -rama "
Tuesday, 22 February 2005
Amusing site
http://www.savetoby.com/
Homerisms(30) = "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use"
Homerisms(30) = "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use"
Friday, 18 February 2005
Steven Seagal or Jesus
Hard to Kill
Mason Storm, a 'go it alone' cop, is gunned down at home. The intruders kill his wife, and think they've killed both Mason and his son too. Mason is secretly taken to a hospital where he spends several years in a coma. His son meanwhile is growing up thinking his father is dead. When Mason wakes up, everyone is in danger - himself, his son, his best friend, his nurse - but most of all those who arranged for his death.
Favourite Steven Seagal quote:
"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."
If you'd have watched the start of the film last night you'd know why I called him Jesus
Homerisms(29) = "Homer: Lisa, honey. Are you saying your never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
"Lisa: No!"
"Homer: Ham?"
"Lisa: No!"
"Homer: Porkchops?"
"Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!"
"Homer: heh, heh yeah right Lisa, a wonderful magical animal heh heh"
200th post
Mason Storm, a 'go it alone' cop, is gunned down at home. The intruders kill his wife, and think they've killed both Mason and his son too. Mason is secretly taken to a hospital where he spends several years in a coma. His son meanwhile is growing up thinking his father is dead. When Mason wakes up, everyone is in danger - himself, his son, his best friend, his nurse - but most of all those who arranged for his death.
Favourite Steven Seagal quote:
"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."
If you'd have watched the start of the film last night you'd know why I called him Jesus
Homerisms(29) = "Homer: Lisa, honey. Are you saying your never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
"Lisa: No!"
"Homer: Ham?"
"Lisa: No!"
"Homer: Porkchops?"
"Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!"
"Homer: heh, heh yeah right Lisa, a wonderful magical animal heh heh"
200th post
Thursday, 17 February 2005
Having a look round a flat in Clapham tonight
Fingers crossed it's nice.
It's a bit far out, 20mins walk to the tube. But we'll see.
Homerisms(28) = "I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb"
It's a bit far out, 20mins walk to the tube. But we'll see.
Homerisms(28) = "I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb"
Shock, horror, X-box is shit
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4274035.stm
Homerisms(27) = "Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. Sigh, I wish I was dead"
Homerisms(27) = "Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. Sigh, I wish I was dead"
Wednesday, 16 February 2005
Stuart on the Streets
I've been so busy over the past few weeks I haven't really had a chance to look for a flat!
I will therefore be homeless on the 28th! Better pull my finger out.
Homerisms(26) = "Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Doh! He's always one step ahead"
I will therefore be homeless on the 28th! Better pull my finger out.
Homerisms(26) = "Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Doh! He's always one step ahead"
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