My people call me the dude. I share my teachings in the passages below... (along with many typos, grammatical errors and lazy writing)
I've just had to call up a cat grooming service for Biscuit. She's not looking after her fur as she once did so could do with a sprucing up.
Only problem is they can't fit her in till mid November!
I might have to give her a bath... Wish me luck!