I watched the ITV charity football game last night and donated thirty pounds, this was tripled to ninety pounds by the government and some vaccination organisation. I had the idea that you should be able to donate money to your own club during normal matches.
- Your aging striker misses another sitter, please donate now to order a new one
- Your overweight central defender ate too many pies during the summer break, please donate now to help fund getting his stomach stapled
- Your manager loses his 9th game on the trot, donate now to contribute to his leaving do