Amused me

With all the working going on in the house we've had to move things out of the way for a while.

The builders stacked these two rocking horses in a surprisingly awkward position.

I 'won' a copy of Guess Who on Ebay

Last year I made a version of Clark Trumps for my nephew Sam.  This year I was going to make Tonbridge Trumps for all of our Tonbridge friends as Christmas presents.  But April convinced me that this may cause more harm that initially intended.

Suggested categories were

Height
Age
Weight
Style
Volume

I have instead decided to make Tonbridge Guess Who.  Now to find and print amusing pictures of all my Tonbridge friends...

Amusing mix up

I had a chat about a new internal role yesterday that went fairly well. Will I get it? It's a long shot...

I was a little early for the meeting so was hanging around the meeting room. There was a chap in there already that I didn't recognise so I went to get a water.

On returning, the young chap came out and asked if I was here for the interview. It was a bit strange as he was so young but I went in and waited for him to ask me some questions.

He was doing the same. A short while later HR cane in and said there'd been a mix up with meeting rooms. Doh! The young chap was applying for a graduate position. Ha, ha.

All this meant I was 5 mins late for my chat. They laughed about it which was good.

Smiley

I wonder if April's spotted this yet, I drew it in the condensation last week after a shower and it's stayed ever since (after a shower).  Ha, ha.

Amusing beer periodic table

Just sent round the invite to this year's Great British Beer Festival and was looking online for an amusing beer photo to attach to the e-mail.

Here it is...

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Firefly / Battlestar Galactica

Isn't it great they can get away with swearing by just making up new words?

Frack off you mother fracker.

I shouldn't laugh...

... but, you know me. I will anyway.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7792102.stm

"However, the nose also contains erectile tissue, and this may also become engorged during arousal, triggering the need to sneeze" Eeewww!