Peace and quiet

Magic baby carrying device.  Other than a face full of boob and a car journey, walking around the house with the baby attached is the only thing to shut her up.

I must have walked an additional 10k steps each night.

Not quite page 3

I thought I'd met a page 3 girl on Saturday. It turns out that she was only a page 23.

I went for a meal with my dad on Saturday and I was first there, I was on my own as April had gone to the bathroom so the waitress had a chat with me. During the short conversation it turned out that she was in Saturday's Sun newspaper.

She was fairly pretty and extremely well endowed so I put two and two together and got page 3! Needing proof I ended up having to buy the paper only to find out that she was further back in the paper in a high brow interview about why she had her boob surgery.