My head hurts

I feel so rough.

I'm never drinking again...

... Or at least till tonight when i'm out again.

Woman rule the world of TV

It is my opinion that woman are beginning to rule the world.

They've started with fashion, and have even convinced 'men' to follow suit. Why do men suddenly need beauty products? Answer, because women tell us so.

How many men are actually interested in Soaps, fly on the wall documentaries, Big Brother, i'm a celebrity, day time TV, Trisha, Stars in Your Eyes, Cilla, Ball room dancing, Cutting It, ITV, ITV2, E4, Bad Girls, Gossip shows, Footballers Wives, home improvement shows, more home improvement shows, house buying shows and GM "f'ing TV"?

They have even managed to get BBC's flagship Breakfast news programme taking about 'people' issues. It's just not right. You get up in the morning wanting to know short sharp facts about what has gone on in the world since you've been asleep. I certainly don't want to hear about school children raising a minuscule amount of money to save their playing fields getting turned into housing estates. Yes it's unfortunate that the government are crap but that story is certainly not national or global news. Save it for page 7 of your local news paper.

With all this rubbish we're forced to put up with, they still have the audacity to bitch about how sh!t we all are. I suggest we revolt.

No more washing the dishes
No more DIY around the house
No more loosening jam jars
No more saying "no dear your bum does not look big in that"
Take control of the remote and even if you don't like football / sport turn it on.
Stop eating quiches
Eat more meat, preferably undercooked
Wear the house's proverbial trousers

Ranting over for now girls but you've been warned...

Money, money, money...

Boy i'm skint, anyone fancy giving me £20,000?


Or even better, does anyone know of any get rich quick schemes?

I hate football...

What a complete and utter pile of w@nk.

One minute into injury time and Heskey fouls a French tw@t outside the box.

Zidane steps up and scores a fabulous free kick.

Not to worry, at least we've got a draw against arguably the greatest team in the world...

One lapse of concentration later, Gerrard (God) misplaces a back pass which lets Henry in. James attempts to save but brings him down. The bald Frenchman makes it two-one on the night.

Testing 1 2

Hello, i'm back. I think...

Now then, now then, how's about that then?

Bring back Jimmy.

Stuart Clark's manifesto for the up and coming European and local government elections.

Just had a presentation with a director

Went very well, a little too well for my liking, he wants me to do a load more projects now! Damn!

I may have to mess a few things up to get back to my status quo of e-mail / surfing. Too busy to do this journal thing properly.

Seeing as one possibly two people read it, I guess it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things.

Spam Spam Spam Humbug

As I once said to Iolo just before a magical glass sword appeared in my hand. There was only one thing to do...

Smash Lord British over the head with it.

Life of Pi by Yann Martel re-writen

Current blurb on the back

'After a tragic sinking of a cargo ship, one solitary lifeboat remains bobbing on the wild blue Pacific. The only survivors from the wreck are a sixteen-year-old boy named Pi, a hyena, a zebra (with a broken leg), a female orang-utan...and a 450 pound Royal Bengal tiger.'

The blurb if I wrote the book

'After a tragic sinking of a cargo ship, one solitary lifeboat remains bobbing on the wild blue Pacific. A Royal Bengal tiger eats a sixteen-year-old boy named Pi, a hyena, a zebra (with a broken leg)and a female orang-utan.'

What a lovely weekend.

Thanks for coming down guys.

It was good to see you all. Next time i'll have a barbecue on my balcony.

Good pictures Ben, I especially like the one of Ross.