Friday, 11 March 2005

Thunder!

I went out to see the band Thunder last night with a mate from work.

Very good!

70s bluesy rock!

On another note, I looked into getting tickets for Ben Folds and was shocked to see them priced at £30 excluding booking/handling fees!

Fcuk off!

What a rip off.

Homerisms(45) = "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

Thursday, 10 March 2005

I went out with Ross last night

I'm feeling tired now.

I only had about 6 pints but i'm shattered.

I doubt i'll be very productive today.

I'm organising a team night out so may do some work on that.

I will design a pool competition.

Homerisms(44) = "Do I know what rhetorical means?"

Wednesday, 9 March 2005

My brother's just bought a £1800 Uber Ninja PC

3.8Ghz, 19inch flat panel

Git!

At least I have better speakers.


Homerisms(43) = "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."

Tuesday, 8 March 2005

Holiday

Seeing how successful last year's holiday was, does anyone fancy doing a similar thing this year?

By similar thing, I mean not really a similar thing, as for one reason or another we did bugger all.

I'd like to point out that none of those reasons were because of me.




Homerisms(42) = "Bart , you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!"

Monday, 7 March 2005

What a sad, sad world we live in

Big Brother wins the vote

More young Brits have voted in reality TV shows than are likely to vote at the next general election, according to a survey.

The YouGov survey for the Daily Telegraph found fewer than 42% of first-time voters think they will vote in the election.

Yet 46% said they had already voted for contestants in shows such as Big Brother and Pop Idol.

The 18- to 22-year-olds, who make up nearly a 10th of the electorate, seemed to have little interest in party politics.

More than half claim not to know what a "constituency" is and nearly half said they had no idea who would make the best prime minister.


Homerisms(41) = "Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but ... (munch munch munch) mmm ... sacrelicious."

Friday, 4 March 2005

Tim has finally made it.

Last weekend I drove past The Amersham Arms, New Cross. For those not in the know, this is one of the London venues of the Legion of Doom's latest tour.

Guess who's playing there next month...

Chaz and Dave


Yes you heard right.

The mighty

Chaz and Dave


Homerisms(40) = "Aw , Dad, you 've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."

Thursday, 3 March 2005

Friday plans

Don't think i'll be able to get Friday off from work after all.

I have another special meeting to attend that has been postponed to tomorrow.

Homerisms(39) = "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

Pile of Wank!

On the day of the patch update from FM2005, our work websense decides to block the site!

Homerisms(38) = "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"

Wednesday, 2 March 2005

Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire

Bill Gates gets an honery knighthood.

Sounds like something Bill and Ted would confer.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3428673.stm

Homerisms(37) = "If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

Tuesday, 1 March 2005

Ouch!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1301985.html?menu=

Homerisms(36) = "All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."