I'm off from work next week so you'll have to get by without my ramblings for 9 days.
What will you all do? Some work perhaps?
I'm off to Bristol for a couple of days but then back in London. Katie's coming down to see me at some point so I have to think of something intersting to do. Any ideas?
I don't think she'd appreciate just going to the pub and getting shitfaced every night, which is what I would do if any of you guys were down.
Homerisms(65) = "Son, being popular is the most important thing in the whole world."
My people call me the dude. I share my teachings in the passages below... (along with many typos, grammatical errors and lazy writing)
Friday, 8 April 2005
Thursday, 7 April 2005
Idiots
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4419365.stm
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1347508.html?menu=
It's more than a month away. Have they not got jobs to go to?
Ben: Can I start queuing outside your house so that I can watch you getting over excited when Yoda comes on screen? How much are the tickets?
Homerisms(64) = "Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1347508.html?menu=
It's more than a month away. Have they not got jobs to go to?
Ben: Can I start queuing outside your house so that I can watch you getting over excited when Yoda comes on screen? How much are the tickets?
Homerisms(64) = "Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
The party to end all parties
Current plan (subject to change)
I'm booze shopping tomorrow night
Wine
Beer
Mixers
Snacks
Put in your order now if you have any preference. otherwise it'll be sherry, Stella, cherryade and Hula Hoops.
I've been asked to ask you guys to bring bottles of spirits if possible. But I say just bring what you want.
I'm not playing rugby this weekend so i'll be around in London whenever you get here. I'll have to fart around the house and help the gitls set things up at some point but I think everything should be starting at around 8ish.
Fingers crossed the weather will hold.
Homerisms(63) = "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that."
This is pretty much my job...""
I'm booze shopping tomorrow night
Wine
Beer
Mixers
Snacks
Put in your order now if you have any preference. otherwise it'll be sherry, Stella, cherryade and Hula Hoops.
I've been asked to ask you guys to bring bottles of spirits if possible. But I say just bring what you want.
I'm not playing rugby this weekend so i'll be around in London whenever you get here. I'll have to fart around the house and help the gitls set things up at some point but I think everything should be starting at around 8ish.
Fingers crossed the weather will hold.
Homerisms(63) = "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that."
This is pretty much my job...""
Tuesday, 5 April 2005
Liverpool v's Juventus
I hope everybody's got their fingers crossed.
Liverpool's biggest game in years.
My prediction: 1-1
Not a bad result but very tough to go over to Turin in two weeks time and overturn the away goal.
Homerisms(62) = "Oh, Lisa, you and your stories ... Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that ... building ... thingie ... where our beds and TV ... is."
Liverpool's biggest game in years.
My prediction: 1-1
Not a bad result but very tough to go over to Turin in two weeks time and overturn the away goal.
Homerisms(62) = "Oh, Lisa, you and your stories ... Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that ... building ... thingie ... where our beds and TV ... is."
Blithe Spirit
I went to see a play last night. Kate managed to get 4 free tickets (should have been £45).
Blithe Spirit at the Savoy Theatre, the Strand. It was a black comedy set in the 40's.
I had to put aside all my preconceptions but by doing so, had a really good time.
That doesn't mean to say that i'll ever go to a musical
And don't worry ladies, I'm not going to turn into a luvie.
Homerisms(61) = "Oh , everything 's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
Blithe Spirit at the Savoy Theatre, the Strand. It was a black comedy set in the 40's.
I had to put aside all my preconceptions but by doing so, had a really good time.
That doesn't mean to say that i'll ever go to a musical
And don't worry ladies, I'm not going to turn into a luvie.
Homerisms(61) = "Oh , everything 's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
Monday, 4 April 2005
Something to cheer you up
http://www.globalrichlist.com/index.php
Homerisms(60) = "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
Homerisms(60) = "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
Give it a rest... More people cared about Diana dieing than the pope.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/2806153.stm
What proportion of the UK are actually Catholics anyway? I bet there are more Jedi.
Why does the media have to force this tripe on us again and again? By saturation of media they are forcing people to have false emotions for someone. It’s wrong. People should be able to make there own minds up about events in this world without getting force-fed how they ought to feel.
Yes, he's undoubtedly done a lot of good for the world but the media interaction is immoral and brings about mass hysteria. And they paint the picture that all he has done is good. That is simply not true.
I hereby reserve my place in hell.
Is it fate that this Homerism came up???
Homerisms(59) = "Lord help me, I'm just not that bright."
What proportion of the UK are actually Catholics anyway? I bet there are more Jedi.
Why does the media have to force this tripe on us again and again? By saturation of media they are forcing people to have false emotions for someone. It’s wrong. People should be able to make there own minds up about events in this world without getting force-fed how they ought to feel.
Yes, he's undoubtedly done a lot of good for the world but the media interaction is immoral and brings about mass hysteria. And they paint the picture that all he has done is good. That is simply not true.
I hereby reserve my place in hell.
Is it fate that this Homerism came up???
Homerisms(59) = "Lord help me, I'm just not that bright."
Friday, 1 April 2005
Let's see
Can anyone remember the name of our old history teacher at the CTC?
Homerisms(58) = "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
Homerisms(58) = "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
April fool funnies
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/index
Homerisms(57) = "Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers"
Homerisms(57) = "Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers"
Uuurrrggghhh...!!!
Another 7 pints...
I really must stop mid-week drinking. I canny take it anymore captain. I've done most of what's asked of me this week so hopefully I can keep my head down and have a nice easy day.
I think I might head downstairs to starbucks and blow some money on a frapacino. £3.10 of cold goodness.
Homerisms(56) = "It 's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day."
I really must stop mid-week drinking. I canny take it anymore captain. I've done most of what's asked of me this week so hopefully I can keep my head down and have a nice easy day.
I think I might head downstairs to starbucks and blow some money on a frapacino. £3.10 of cold goodness.
Homerisms(56) = "It 's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day."
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