WOW!

And WOW it is! I think i've found my new CM/FM.

Broadband

I finally got broadband on Friday and so far I am impressed. I have a much faster conection at work but they don't let you 'use' it.

So far i've mainly been updating my security and updating programs. Any suggestions to what else I may need?

"I love power rangers"

Ben Sorrie

Private Eye's Pseuds Corner

“Every day I have a coffee enema. I really love them. I might even be a bit addicted, because they provide this wonderful capsule of time to read or just get some space. I use organic coffee – Fair Trade of course. You can buy a special enema blend which isn’t drinkable, but I usually use Guatemalan, which is. ”
GINNY FRASER
‘A Life in The Day’, Sunday Times

It’s the same with the wonderful Monogram, the stuffed Angora goat Rauschenberg found in an office supply store on 23rd Street in the early 1950s and encircled with a car tyre. One looks at it remembering that the goat is an archetypal symbol of lust, so Monogram is the most powerful image of anal intercourse ever to emerge from the rank psychological depths of modern art. ”
ROBERT HUGHES
Guardian

5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe,
and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

SC Movie Review 5

Sin City

I finally got round to watching Sin City on Sky Box Office last night. £3.75 was a little steep but it was certainly worth the money.

It was either that or watch John Barnes try to present channel five's UEFA Cup Programme. Although often amusing, i'm a bit football watchinged out this week. I think i've watched off and on 5 / 6 games this week, and there is loads on in the next few weeks.

If you ignore the similar themes between all of the stories (male fantasy: big strong guy, protecting his dame) the film really works. Being a natural born sceptic I thought the film could possibly degenerate into far too much style over substance, but as a whole it seemed to work.

IMDb Rating: 8.5 / 10 (71,691 votes)
SC Rating: 5 potatoes (1 vote)

4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's
David Hasselhoff!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the
third girl he had slept with.

CM06 release date

http://www.championshipmanager.co.uk/shownews.php?id=226

But will I buy it? Doubt it. The last version was a complete waist of money.

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3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

Boo hoo. My phone's stopped working.

I'll have to take it back to the Car Phone Warehouse at some point, but can't be arsed dealing with the fcukwits.

Back to my Sony for the time being.

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2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David
Hasselhoff allows to live.

Update

Hello all

How is everyone this fine morning? I hope everybody is suitably refreshed for the working week ahead. I had a quite one. Didn't really get up to much.

Saturday

9:30 Went for a run around Greenwich Park. I've changed my route a little so that I don't have to run up a giant hill at the start. This made things a lot easier and much more enjoyable.
11:30 Had a nice breakfast at the restaurant in my development. £9.20 for a full English breakfast and a black coffee...
12:30 Watched Wigan v's Liverpool on PremPlus, I've paid more than the season ticket now in one off buys. Doh! Didn't beat the system. That's one nil to the fascists. I'll get you back.
15:00 Acquired a 'new' entertainment system stand / table for my flat. Someone was throwing it out so I nabbed it. I also had the fun of smashing up my chest of drawers to make room for it.
20:00 Started watching Sky Captain on Sky Movies, bag of shite. Now I remember why I didn't bother going to see it in the cinema

Sunday

10:30 Went for a run around Greenwich Park.
12:00 Had a nice breakfast at the restaurant in my development. £10.70 for a full English breakfast, orange juice and a black coffee… (although it is extremely expensive, it was very good)
12:30 Watched Sunderland v's Tottenham, great goal in the last few minutes to stop Spurs gaining all 3 points
16:00 Watched Man City v's Charlton, very exciting 2nd half
18:30 Watched new Simpsons
19:30 Watched new Malcolm in the Middle
21:00 2 episodes of the new series of 24

As stated not really eventful, but nice all the same.

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1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a
game of tennis.

He's in the money...

Just won another Euro Millions Lottery.

£7.10

2nd time in 3 attempts

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This time next year i'll be a millionaire.

Del Boy

All quiet on the Journal front

Where is everyone? I think it's been months since anyone last posted a message. Have you not been up to anything interesting? Has anyone died?

What have I been up to this year?

I went to Cambridge a couple of weeks ago.
I had my annual appraisal.
David Bruce has been in touch, and we're planning on grabbing a beer or two next month.
I've started going back to the gym.
Rachael Farr is now married / is lead vocals in a band.
Ross is going to work at Sizewell Power Station (Nuclear) after I gave him a reference.
...

Running out of interesting things as you can probably guess.

£1 prize for the next person to reply or write their own journal entry.


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Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.

-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"

Weekend plans

I like the idea of having the weekend to myself. For some stupid reason i've been playing rugby for the past 20+ years which means that I don't have them.

Friday night plans: Sitting in with a bottle of wine and watching a shitty movie with Harriet.
Saturday: I need to buy a winter coat
Sunday: Off to see Ross Noble in Covent Garden
Monday: I have the day off, but i'll probably just chill out and do nothing.

Only 13 and a half days left of work this year. Yeeee haaaaa!


An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

-- A. P. Herbert