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Homerisms(76) = "To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"
My people call me the dude. I share my teachings in the passages below... (along with many typos, grammatical errors and lazy writing)
Wednesday, 27 April 2005
Tuesday, 26 April 2005
Alcoholic? Me?
I'm out or at least drinking every night from Wednesday next week until Tuesday the next week!
And as i'm typing this i'm out tonight with the flat.
26th Waterloo
27th Football game
28th Wine tasting in the city
29th Office move so out drinking at 3pm
30th Rugby promotion play-off / team night out
1st Either out with Katie or drinks with you lot
2nd Out with Katie
Jeez!
Homerisms(75) = "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs."
Fate once again. Is there no end to Homer's wisdom?
When I talk about drink, he comes out with a wonderful drink anecdote.
And as i'm typing this i'm out tonight with the flat.
26th Waterloo
27th Football game
28th Wine tasting in the city
29th Office move so out drinking at 3pm
30th Rugby promotion play-off / team night out
1st Either out with Katie or drinks with you lot
2nd Out with Katie
Jeez!
Homerisms(75) = "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs."
Fate once again. Is there no end to Homer's wisdom?
When I talk about drink, he comes out with a wonderful drink anecdote.
Monday, 25 April 2005
Just did my bit for mankind
Just given blood.
The girl next to me was a bleeder. Made a right mess of her top. it looked like she was stabbed.
I think I broke my pb for speed though. Less than 5 minutes. High blood presure does have it's advantages...
Homerisms(74) = "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
The girl next to me was a bleeder. Made a right mess of her top. it looked like she was stabbed.
I think I broke my pb for speed though. Less than 5 minutes. High blood presure does have it's advantages...
Homerisms(74) = "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
Friday, 22 April 2005
Best site in the world ever
http://www.infidels.org/news/atheism/
Homerisms(73) = "You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide."
Homerisms(73) = "You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide."
Moblog
Is anyone having dificulty sending pictures to moblog?
Homerisms(72) = "You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on EVERY CAR!"
Homerisms(72) = "You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on EVERY CAR!"
Oktoberfest
Dear all,
Does anyone fancy going to Oktoberfest this year? 17th September - 3rd October 2005
Probably thinking about going for a long weekend or something...
The Munich Oktoberfest - known by the locals as the "Wiesn" - is the biggest public festival in the world and will be held in 2005 for the 172nd time. Each year, the Oktoberfest is attended by around 6 million visitors, who drink more than 5 million liters of beer and consume over 200,000 pairs of pork sausages - mostly in the "beer tents" put up by the traditional Munich breweries.
At the foot of the Bavaria statue, the huge Oktoberfest grounds also provide carousels, roller coasters and all the spectacular fun of the fair for the enjoyment and excitement of visitors of all ages.
The festivities are accompanied by a program of events, including the Grand Entry of the Oktoberfest Landlords and Breweries, the Costume and Riflemen's Procession, and a concert involving all the brass bands represented at the "Wies'n".
Homerisms(71) = "Yes, honey ... Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle."
Does anyone fancy going to Oktoberfest this year? 17th September - 3rd October 2005
Probably thinking about going for a long weekend or something...
The Munich Oktoberfest - known by the locals as the "Wiesn" - is the biggest public festival in the world and will be held in 2005 for the 172nd time. Each year, the Oktoberfest is attended by around 6 million visitors, who drink more than 5 million liters of beer and consume over 200,000 pairs of pork sausages - mostly in the "beer tents" put up by the traditional Munich breweries.
At the foot of the Bavaria statue, the huge Oktoberfest grounds also provide carousels, roller coasters and all the spectacular fun of the fair for the enjoyment and excitement of visitors of all ages.
The festivities are accompanied by a program of events, including the Grand Entry of the Oktoberfest Landlords and Breweries, the Costume and Riflemen's Procession, and a concert involving all the brass bands represented at the "Wies'n".
Homerisms(71) = "Yes, honey ... Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle."
Thursday, 21 April 2005
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored and fucking bored
I am so fucking bored.
I've done 90% of my work and am just waiting on other people to finish theirs before I can finish things here. Arg! It's so frustrating.
Anybody know any good jokes?
Homerisms(70) = "When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
I'm starving
For some reason I woke up at about 5am this morning and couldn't get back to sleep.
Bugger!
Now i'm hungry. Plus my mate just got himself a big fat doorstop of a sandwich from the best sandwich shop in the world.
I may have to venture out. At least it's a nice day.
Homerisms(69) = "When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces. Just know they're about to jab me with something."
Bugger!
Now i'm hungry. Plus my mate just got himself a big fat doorstop of a sandwich from the best sandwich shop in the world.
I may have to venture out. At least it's a nice day.
Homerisms(69) = "When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces. Just know they're about to jab me with something."
Wednesday, 20 April 2005
My plans for the weekend
Homerisms(68) = "What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts."
Tuesday, 19 April 2005
Red Lion, Wellam
I went out for a meal on Saturday night to the Red Lion. We ended up having to wait for around 2 hours before getting seated.
We were hardly in a hurry so just waited by the bar so it was too be expected. It was quite embarrassing watching some of the other groups hovering around tables like vultures waiting for a table to vacate. Very rude if you ask me.
Finally we got seated and I looked at the menu. The 48oz was off the menu at the weekend so I had to think. 32oz of what? I could have done a steak but didn't really fancy it, in the end I went for the Mighty Man's mixed grill. 32oz of meet and bone.
When it arrived I tucked in. A quarter way through my Mum proclaimed that I could never finish it all.
It was like a rag to a bull...
...but not before upping the anti.
Once the £10 were laid on the table I ate fork full after fork full. Gradually slowing until I finished the lot. Then I was reminded about the bowl of chips.
Uuuggghhh!!! I felt shit, but a bet's a bet.
And as stubborn person is stubborn I forced the lot down my tiny mouth.
Much bragging passed across the table and me 1kg heavier I had won.
The moral of the story is never bet Stuart anything. He rarely loses...
...even if it kills him
I would also like to point out that it was easilly the most disgusting meal I had ever eaten. It was awful. I doubt i'll ever go there again. I need to find somewhere else where I can find the illusive 48oz steak.
Homerisms(68) = "What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts."
We were hardly in a hurry so just waited by the bar so it was too be expected. It was quite embarrassing watching some of the other groups hovering around tables like vultures waiting for a table to vacate. Very rude if you ask me.
Finally we got seated and I looked at the menu. The 48oz was off the menu at the weekend so I had to think. 32oz of what? I could have done a steak but didn't really fancy it, in the end I went for the Mighty Man's mixed grill. 32oz of meet and bone.
When it arrived I tucked in. A quarter way through my Mum proclaimed that I could never finish it all.
It was like a rag to a bull...
...but not before upping the anti.
Once the £10 were laid on the table I ate fork full after fork full. Gradually slowing until I finished the lot. Then I was reminded about the bowl of chips.
Uuuggghhh!!! I felt shit, but a bet's a bet.
And as stubborn person is stubborn I forced the lot down my tiny mouth.
Much bragging passed across the table and me 1kg heavier I had won.
The moral of the story is never bet Stuart anything. He rarely loses...
...even if it kills him
I would also like to point out that it was easilly the most disgusting meal I had ever eaten. It was awful. I doubt i'll ever go there again. I need to find somewhere else where I can find the illusive 48oz steak.
Homerisms(68) = "What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts."
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