Enigma 2

Yesterday's brain teaser: Toner

Today's is a toughy.

Feral canine, rather shy, though its rep would this belie. In sheep's clothing it plays dumb. Kevin Costner danced with some.

Metro: Enigma

I read the Metro most mornings on my way into work. I've got between 40 and 50 mins of sitting on my so arse and a quick skim read of the 'news' and sport plus completing the three sudoku usually keeps my brain occupied. However i'm getting much better at sudoku which means I have more time to look at the other puzzles. One puzzle is called the ENIGMA. Here's today's conundrum...

If your office printer starts spouting sheets with missing parts, then this component could be low. Replace the cartridge; off you go.

Any ideas???

Who do they think we are? Bloody idiots!

You are an idiot.

I think I have to do something about this. I'm going to e-mail mail@ukmetro.co.uk

Metro letter in response to the topic of the death sentence

There is an alternative to the death sentence (Metro Monday) that nobody seems to have considered - near-death and revival. Anyone who has a near-death experience is changed for ever. Although good people have an experience of light and bliss, those whose lives are not good have an experience of something like hell. Wicked people really are reformed by this - confronted by the terror of what they are and what lies ahead.

Nobody can feign a near-death experience, because afterwards the person has a powerful, disturbed electric field. After my own near-death experience in 1984, for years afterwards I caused interference on TVs and broke electronic watches.

Incidentally, I gave up music (I was a session musician in the 1980s) and studied theology instead.


I'm going to send in a message, perhaps something like this...

In response to Heather McDougall, Tyne and Wear.

You are an idiot. S Clark London SW15