Hefty fine

What's the fine if your police horse shits all over the pavement and you don't pick it up afterwards?

You'd have to carry a roll of bin bags and a shovel around with you.

Not sure what was going on next door

I popped outside on Sunday morning to deposit the present Florence had kindly made for me overnight to see a police car parked next door.

Yikes.  I wonder what it was there for?

Shirtless scum

A dick was being arrested on my walk home last night. Not sure what he did.  Didn't hang around to find out.

Hello, hello, hello

What's all this then? Police car outside our house this morning with 4 officers inspecting a parked car.

Justice

Nice to see justice had been served.  The 3 kids that caused shit at Hildenborough station and on my train home last year have pleaded guilty to whatever they are accused of doing.

Between 40 and 28 months in jail. It makes you think what they did or what else they had done before if that's what they got for pleading guilty.

Luckily I didn't need to go to court as a witness.

Should I be worried?

Anti-graffiti

Dirt water blasted away from Bristol police station using stenciles. A fair few were sailor ferry birds like April's tattoo.

Terrorism tips

We had a lunch time and learn session today here at work.

Information Security and Financial Crime

Part of the presentation was by an ex police officer who specialised in preventing financial crime and terrorist financing.

His tip of the day for wannabe terrorists was to always use cash but never to use your Tesco Clubcard.

Crafty police

I wonder who left the suspicious package lying around in the first place...

http://www.northantset.co.uk/news/Mystery-package-causes-pub-scare.5511482.jp

Barmaid Samantha Cumberpatch, 30, said: "The police were here about three or four hours."They told us to keep the front door to the pub shut and to keep the windows closed.

PC Crafty McDodgy said afterwards "we didn't touch a drop"