Stolen

Some fcuker has stolen my umbrella, I left it semi hidden in our locker room at work over the weekend and some tw@t has pinched it.

I've emailed reception to put a company wide message out stating that it was a birthday present (it wasn't, although may be a good Christmas present if anyone's feeling generous) in the hope that someone has a conscience.

Thieving bastards

I’ve just found out that my rail fare for next year is going to go up by 9.5%!

How can they justify it?

I’ve just rushed through my season ticket loan through work so I won’t have to pay for that until next December but I think it’s pretty poor. By getting the season ticket loan I save £417 per year (because I’m currently buying monthly tickets), by doing it now I’ll ‘save’ £717.