5 out of 5

 Another 5 / 5 work days where I went to the gym.  I've not lost much weight, but i've certainly toned / bulked up.  I've been enjoying it.

I always end with a 20 lap swim which i've been speeding up.  The pool's fairly quiet which is good but there are a few swimmers with flippers and hand paddles.  Apparently it's for improving your swim posture.  But I think it's cheating.

The Ham Off no.2

Here's the prep off our two hams. Mine was a ginger ham, April's 5 spice. Adrian's plain but stuffed with sausage meat. Mine came 3rd, April's 2nd and Adrian's 1st, although his did look suspiciously shop bought...

Is that cheating?

Listening to Planet Rock on the radio, more specifically Alice Cooper on his evening show. Is it cheating by putting on one of your own songs?

Poison. Great song though.

Our head of HR is a cheat!

Her spider won best looking cake at last week's cake competition

Cheats!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8623514.stm

Football Manager loser

On the train on the way into work last week I saw a guy playing football manager on a laptop. The laptop looked relatively new but he was still playing an old version of the game (6 or 7 years old). Not only was he doing this but he was cheating!

His team was Fulham and he had Totti, Ronaldinho plus a handful of other world stars of the era. No matter how good you are at FM (I am the best) there's no way you could attract those players to a team like Fulham. The funniest part of it however was that he was in 4th position in the table with a couple of games yet to play.

I'm not saying that i've never cheated (the odd reload after a serious injury to a star player, or the fact that i've never lost in a final (reload, reload, reload, relo...), but to set up a totally fictitious team and still be crap, there's no excuse.