Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster, the DVD!!
Or saw it in the cinema?
Homerisms(19) = "America's health care system is second only to Japan...Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
My people call me the dude. I share my teachings in the passages below... (along with many typos, grammatical errors and lazy writing)
Monday, 31 January 2005
Mornin my babs
Good morning everyone!
Things are all quiet on the London front. Thankfully...
I'm shattered. And that's after an early night 9:15.
Ben: How was 24? Or the Jack Bower Power hour as you like to call it? Did his stupid daughter get herself into trouble again?
Homerisms(18) = "If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English"
Things are all quiet on the London front. Thankfully...
I'm shattered. And that's after an early night 9:15.
Ben: How was 24? Or the Jack Bower Power hour as you like to call it? Did his stupid daughter get herself into trouble again?
Homerisms(18) = "If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English"
Thursday, 27 January 2005
Eat my goal!
Get in! In fact get fucking in!!!!
I was due to be having my annual appraisal at this time today however I've had to postpone until tomorrow morning because of a new project i've been working on. As luck would have it we've just had a fire alarm which would have been right smack in the middle of it.
On top of that and certainly more importantly I've just been talking to my big boss outside in the plaza and he said that I will be doing appraisals next year myself!!!
Definite promotion, with staff!!!
Anybody want a job?
"Tea!"
My appraisal is tomorrow, but won't find out about bonus and pay until the 14th of March.
Anyone free to get absolutely shitfaced the weekend after?
Homerisms(17) = "Trying is the first step towards failure"
I was due to be having my annual appraisal at this time today however I've had to postpone until tomorrow morning because of a new project i've been working on. As luck would have it we've just had a fire alarm which would have been right smack in the middle of it.
On top of that and certainly more importantly I've just been talking to my big boss outside in the plaza and he said that I will be doing appraisals next year myself!!!
Definite promotion, with staff!!!
Anybody want a job?
"Tea!"
My appraisal is tomorrow, but won't find out about bonus and pay until the 14th of March.
Anyone free to get absolutely shitfaced the weekend after?
Homerisms(17) = "Trying is the first step towards failure"
Tuesday, 25 January 2005
Fruli
Fruit flavoured Belgian beer.
Urg! Do I feel rough.
Tasted good at the time though.
How can I describe it?
A premium priced snakebite and black.
Perfect
Homerisms(15) = "No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed"
Urg! Do I feel rough.
Tasted good at the time though.
How can I describe it?
A premium priced snakebite and black.
Perfect
Homerisms(15) = "No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed"
Friday, 21 January 2005
Hmmm.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00029P9R8/qid=1106313194/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/202-3332651-0035021
Will the PC version be better than the X-box's?
Homerisms(12) = "Your movie was more boring than church"
Will the PC version be better than the X-box's?
Homerisms(12) = "Your movie was more boring than church"
Where can I get a copy?
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1253726.html
Homerisms(11) = "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
Homerisms(11) = "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
Congrats to Kristof and Kirsty
Best wishes and all the best for the new born.
The first round of drinks are on me.
Homerisms(10) =
"Homer: Aww 20 dollars, but I wanted a peanut"
"Homer's Brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts"
"Homer: *gasp* Explain how!"
"Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services"
"Homer: Woo-hoo I found 20 dollars"
The first round of drinks are on me.
Homerisms(10) =
"Homer: Aww 20 dollars, but I wanted a peanut"
"Homer's Brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts"
"Homer: *gasp* Explain how!"
"Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services"
"Homer: Woo-hoo I found 20 dollars"
Thursday, 20 January 2005
Would your parents let you do this in their back yard?
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1252537.html
Homerisms(9) = "I'm in no condition to drive, wait, I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk."
Homerisms(9) = "I'm in no condition to drive, wait, I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk."
Wednesday, 19 January 2005
Good luck Kristoff
A very nervous Mr Matthews is about to become a daddy for the first time.
Best of wishes and good luck
Keep us posted with the good news.
Homerisms(8) = "I want it all: the dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure, I may offend some of the blue-birds with my cocky stride and musky odors. The so-called 'City Fathers,' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
Best of wishes and good luck
Keep us posted with the good news.
Homerisms(8) = "I want it all: the dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure, I may offend some of the blue-birds with my cocky stride and musky odors. The so-called 'City Fathers,' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
Tuesday, 18 January 2005
Websense is no more...
For some reason websense isn't functioning at the moment. Wwhhooppiiee!!!!
Must find all my old websites.
Homerisms(7) = "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxy and such and such…"
Must find all my old websites.
Homerisms(7) = "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxy and such and such…"
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