Although I come into the heart of the city through Cannon Street each morning there are still a few pikey's that slip through the net. This morning as I was passing through the barriers a stupid girl (20 at most) was screaming at the barrier guards demanding that she was let through.
Although I have no doubt that 95% of ticket inspectors are indeed little Hitlers there was no need for this, she was shouting at a group of four of them as we all went past laughing. Stupid girl. I hardly think they're going to be lenient when you've just hurled abuse at them for 5 minutes. Scumbag.
My people call me the dude. I share my teachings in the passages below... (along with many typos, grammatical errors and lazy writing)
Showing posts with label pikey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pikey. Show all posts
Monday, 23 August 2010
Thursday, 6 August 2009
Payday loans / loansharks
There's no difference. One's legal the other gets a prison sentence. Although I dare say you won't get your legs broken if you don't pay up.
Monday, 24 November 2008
Choice Quotes, Comedy Gold
http://www.northantset.co.uk/corby/Shoppers39-glee-at-Corby-Primark.4713091.jp
“Primark is good value. I'm planning to buy anything and everything.”
“You can go in there with a tenner and get a month's worth of clothes."
Second in the queue, Jackie Doherty, from Corby's Exeter estate, took a day off work to be at the launch. She said: "It's great for cheap clothes."
Director of Primark Stores Ltd Breege O'Donoghue spoke about the history of Corby and its famous sons, including gymnastics star Daniel Keatings and Gladiators referee John Anderson.
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I didn't know that John Anderson was from Corby. He kept that quiet.
John 'Kipper' Anderson
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gladiators_(UK_TV_series)#John_Anderson
Or did they mean this guy?
http://www.movinghere.org.uk/stories/story10/story10.htm?identifier=stories/story10/story10.htm
“Primark is good value. I'm planning to buy anything and everything.”
“You can go in there with a tenner and get a month's worth of clothes."
Second in the queue, Jackie Doherty, from Corby's Exeter estate, took a day off work to be at the launch. She said: "It's great for cheap clothes."
Director of Primark Stores Ltd Breege O'Donoghue spoke about the history of Corby and its famous sons, including gymnastics star Daniel Keatings and Gladiators referee John Anderson.
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I didn't know that John Anderson was from Corby. He kept that quiet.
John 'Kipper' Anderson
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gladiators_(UK_TV_series)#John_Anderson
Or did they mean this guy?
http://www.movinghere.org.uk/stories/story10/story10.htm?identifier=stories/story10/story10.htm
Wednesday, 19 November 2008
Bluewater
I had yesterday off so that Virgin could install broadband and a phone line to our house (We've finally gotten rid of BT). He was booked in to come in the morning and duly turned up at 12:50. But that was the only complaint. He was very good and sorted everything out within an hour. The broadband worked straight away and I now have a 7 kbps, I think it was around 2 or three before.
In the afternoon I decided to head over to Bluewater shopping centre, apparently it's one of Europe's biggest. It was huge. I can see why they called it Bluewater though, it was either that of 'Old disused chalk mine WATER'.
As soon as I got out of the car I was annoyed. In the distance I could hear Jingle Bell Rock! Argh! It's over a month away. All of the usual Christmas tripe was blaring out of the Winter Wonderland Village. In reality it was a bunch of chalets (large garden sheds) selling Christmas lights, and other tat.
Then the real horror revealed itself. April assured me that it was much more upper class than Lakeside. It was full of council estate dwelling pram pushers. Urgh! Where do they get the money to go shopping round there? Every other buggie had a fat child in there stuffing their greasy faces with a burger king.
Sorry James, no photos.
In short, I hated it. I won't be going again for quite a while, unless April is there to protect me.
On a note but similarly themed, I caught the tail end of this (Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe) last night. Excellent! A man after my own heart. Watch and enjoy.
In the afternoon I decided to head over to Bluewater shopping centre, apparently it's one of Europe's biggest. It was huge. I can see why they called it Bluewater though, it was either that of 'Old disused chalk mine WATER'.
As soon as I got out of the car I was annoyed. In the distance I could hear Jingle Bell Rock! Argh! It's over a month away. All of the usual Christmas tripe was blaring out of the Winter Wonderland Village. In reality it was a bunch of chalets (large garden sheds) selling Christmas lights, and other tat.
Then the real horror revealed itself. April assured me that it was much more upper class than Lakeside. It was full of council estate dwelling pram pushers. Urgh! Where do they get the money to go shopping round there? Every other buggie had a fat child in there stuffing their greasy faces with a burger king.
Sorry James, no photos.
In short, I hated it. I won't be going again for quite a while, unless April is there to protect me.
On a note but similarly themed, I caught the tail end of this (Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe) last night. Excellent! A man after my own heart. Watch and enjoy.
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