Everyone in my company is getting an extra payment of £2,667 (before tax) in our November pay packets! Ha, ha, ha!
Our company had something called an employment trust where each year staff were given money, I think it was some kind of ownership / profit share. We've just been bought by a huge Japanese firm (March / April) so they now own the company out right. Employees were given a lump sum each to compensate them as they would no longer be getting the annual payments. This is an additional payment as a result of a tax refund.
I've only been here for six weeks, ha, ha, ha! One lucky guy in my department joined today which just happened to be the cut off date.
I can now afford...
-X-box 360
-TV
-April's presents
My people call me the dude. I share my teachings in the passages below... (along with many typos, grammatical errors and lazy writing)
And pay me back!
ReplyDeleteGo on, get spending, get our economy back on the road you jammy little toerag.
ReplyDeleteSteve: Baa Humbug!
ReplyDeleteJames: Yes, I am a jammy little toerag